What to do:

1. Choose some of your own characters.
2. Have them answer the following questions.
3. Tag three people.
4. You're more then welcome to add more questions!

1) Characters?
Someone owes me a favour, so I'm going to call it by embarrassing him and getting him to do this...along with a friend... *Grins*

Ratchet: "I'll tell you here and now, I'm takin' the fifth. - And don't gimme that slag about American Constitutional Law not applying to non-native life-forms. I've been here since before your civilisation crawled outta the primordial ooze."

Wheeljack: *Flickers optics skyward* "Ignore him."

2) Boy or Girl?
Ratch: "Cybertronians are gender neutral, thanks."

'Jack: "F' the purpose've gettin' a straight answer, you guys can consider us essentially male."

3) How old are you?
Ratch: "Old enough not to answer that question."

'Jack: "I'm not gonna do the conversions. Take it that if we were human, I'd be late 40's an' he'd be early....as an approximation o'course."

4) What's your height?
Ratch: "Twenty-eight feet...give or take a few inches. That's Eight point five metres, metric."

'Jack: "Twenty-five - That's seven point six two metres, t' be exact. Heh."

5) Are you a virgin?
Ratch: "I have two known mates. You do the math, brightspark."

'Jack: *Chuckles* "What he said."

6) Do you have kids?
Ratch: "Not as such."

'Jack: "Yep...though I'd hardly call her a sparklin' now."

7) What's your favorite food?
Ratch: "Food? - I take my energon straight..."

'Jack: *Innocently* "Or refined an' distilled after hours, hey Ratch?"

Ratch: "Some days I need it with you clowns."

8) What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ratch: "Ice-cream? Do I look like .... forget it I'm not even going to grace that with an answer." *Shakes head*

'Jack: *Just flickers a sigh* "We can't process ice-cream, or any other human foodstuffs."

9) Have any secrets?
Ratch: "Yes, an' they're stayin' that way too."

'Jack: *Slyly* "Probably not a secret...but he hates snakes... an' I was responsible f' gettin' the command staff wrecked at the Christmas party two years ago. Oh, an' that time 'Swipe got busted f' stickin' a giant pair of polkadot shorts up the mountainside on th'flagpole? Well, it wasn't him. Heheheh"

10) What is your job(s)?
Ratch: "Chief Medical Officer... though what the hell I did to deserve that in a past existance is entirely beyond my processin' capabilites."

'Jack: "Chief Mechanical Engineer, Weapons an' Munitions Design an' part time medic."

Ratch: *Muttered* "Primus save us all..."

'Jack: "'Scuse me?"

Ratch: "Nothin'." *Looks innocent*

11) Any powers or weapons?
Ratch: "I'm a medic....I don't do weapons."

'Jack: *Cuts in* "He's got a slick left hook an' has been known t' drink Ironhide under the table though. - Me? Well, if I gotta make a list we'll be here til Armageddon..."

Ratch: "If he doesn't cause it that is... 'Jack's a walkin' WMD."

12) What do you do to relax?
Ratch: "Nothin', which is the whole point've relaxing. Right?" *Smirks*

'Jack: "Run a few laps out on the plain...or up on the mountain trails usually."

13) What do you think your life expectancy is?
Ratch: "Primus created me t' do a set number of things... the way I'm goin', I think I got a good few millennia ahead of me yet."

'Jack: "Same here, buddy!" *Laughs*

14) What is your opinion of the opposite sex?
Ratch: "Technically, I can't give an opinion. Differences between our apparent opposites an' ourselves are purely aesthetic."

'Jack: "Personally though... that's his way've catchin' outta the answer. He's hopeless round femmes. Shy as a new-spark!"

Ratch: "'Jack!"

'Jack: *Glows a grin* "Deny it then - if y' can. How long'd it take you t' 'fess up to her?"

Ratch: *Narrows an optic* "Two months, Terran standard. Now drop it."

15) Now what are you going to do?
Ratch: "Get done with this damned stupid interrogation session an' get back to work."

'Jack: "Dunno..." *Wingflick-shrugs*

16) What is your color?
Ratch: *Sighs* "Ice white in the main, flame red elsewhere with chrome and black accents."

'Jack: "Alitalia strip here. Alpine white, emerald green an' ruby red, with metallic grey, sunset orange rims an' a few decals."

17) Got a theme song?
Ratch: "Yes. It goes 'Life is a Lemon and I want my money back.'"

'Jack: *Shakes head* "Always look on the bright side..." *Glows a grin*

18) Have you killed anyone?
Ratch: *Emphatically* "No."

'Jack: "Unintentionally....I never shoot t' kill."

19) Describe yourself in one word.
Ratch: "Stressed."

'Jack: "Creative."

20) Do you hate anyone?
Ratch: "I don't think you need to ask me that question."

'Jack: "Pretty strong word hate... Megatron's gotta be in the top three though."

21) Do you love anyone?
Ratch: "Yes." *Smiles faintly*

'Jack: "Yep...got my spark out here on my shoulder-guard." *Nudges Ratchet* "This glitch an' the seekerfemme he roped me in with."

22) Are you bonded?
Both: *Look at eachother*

'Jack: "Think we covered that one already."

23) What are your plans for the future?
Ratch: "Do Vegas before I die. - Maybe even start a familial unit too..."

'Jack: *Glows a faint smile* "Make a lastin' contribution t' the world've science an' engineerin'."

24) To end all this, what do you think of your creator?
Ratch: "I'm a standard Tech-Class Utility Mech. I never met the mech that designed me personally, so I can't comment."

'Jack: "That he had more loose connections than most reckon I got. Mech was a fraggin' cracked-case!"


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